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Goodbye, John Lannan
Enjoy your new career as a dog groomer. Bill Ladson is reporting that the Nationals have non-tendered John Lannan. After bringing in Gio and Jackson last season, and with Detwiler outperforming...
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Mike Morse Traded to Mariners
My photoshop skills are quite good. …What do you mean he already played for Seattle and I just used this picture from those days? That’s nonsense. Mike Morse has been traded to the Mariners as part of...
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Gio Wilikers: Gonzalez is Surprisingly Good With Bat and Normally Good With Ball
This lovely sunset is decidedly not a metaphor for the start of baseball season, and is thus useless to me. Final Score: Nationals 3, Marlins 0 Belle of the Ball: Gio Gonzalez. Gio clearly knows that...
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Split Peavy Soup: Nats Slurp Up White Sox in Series Opener
When the sunlight reflects off this sign at just the right angle, you can make out the faint hidden hologram message: “Suck it, Phillies.” Final Score: Nationals 8, White Sox 7. Belle of the Ball: Adam...
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Whoaaa ohh no-no-no. Oh-oh-ohhh oh no-no-no: A Braves Series Recap
Game 1: This guy just stood there like this during the whole game. It was weird. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images) Braves 6, Nationals 4 Drew Storen should be using Bad Company as his entrance music....
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New York on Sunday, Nats Offense Taking a Nap
What a bad teacher. Final Score: Mets 2, Nationals 0. Belle of the Ball: Anthony Rendon. Rendon had a terrible debut, going 0 for 4 and making an error. But there’s no reason to hurt his confidence...
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1 Is The Loneliest Number That You’ll Ever Hit: A Reds Series Recap
Game 1: Gio and this female reporter have very different reactions to being covered in urine. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon) Nationals 8, Reds 1 I had my iTunes playlist all ready for Gio’s start. Songs like...
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Nats Fail to Finish Chore of Sweeping, Get Beaten by Dads: A Padres Series Recap
Game 1: A doctor (not shown) chases Span to try and finally cut off his umbilical cord. However, Denard doesn’t want to part with it after all these years, and runs away. (AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi)...
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A Giant Shit (Named Rafael Soriano)
Bryce Harper celebrates scoring the go-ahead run in the 10th inning of game three by singing every aria from Mozart’s “Don Giovanni” in succession. (AP Photo/Ben Margot) Game 1: Giants 8, Nationals 0...
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I. Love. When This Team Wins. Performances by Zimm. And Twins: A Twins Series...
Game 1: “Stephen, this is a baseball.”“Yeah…I know. Why do you keep following me around?”(Photo by Patrick McDermott/Getty Images) Twins 4, Nationals 3 It had been over 40 years since the Minnesota...
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Split Peavy Soup: Nats Slurp Up White Sox in Series Opener
When the sunlight reflects off this sign at just the right angle, you can make out the faint hidden hologram message: “Suck it, Phillies.” Final Score: Nationals 8, White Sox 7. Belle of the Ball: Adam...
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